Tequila & Lime Cupcakes

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ERMAHGERD! We’re only a few days into Summer, officially…and I already hate it. Y’all, it’s unbearably hot outside. As soon as I open my front door, I am attacked by the hot sweaty steam of Satan’s scrotes. It aint fun! This heat makes my soul so weary. I can’t even enjoy normal activities because it’s just so damn hot outside. My car read 109 degrees yesterday and I basically cried — are we being punished?? Anyway, as long as I have these delicious lil boozed up cupcakes to cool me off, I won’t complain too much…for now lol.

Red Velvet Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Buttercream

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I work very close to an absolutely delicious spot called Red Velvet Cupcakery in DC and they truly have the best red velvet cupcakes in DC, hands down. I’ve tasted the red velvet cupcakes at every spot in DC, and none of them come remotely close to the scrumptious deliciousness of Red Velvet Cupcakery’s. They’re incredible, all praises due.

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Vicious Vanilla Bean Cupcakes

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Vanilla is everything. Vanilla just makes everything better. That gentle, yet decadent aroma just invades my nostrils and senses and makes me feel like kissing someone. The sweetest most aromatic scent ever. I even have a lot of vanilla-based perfumes. I can’t get enough of the stuff, it’s a problem. I know I sound like I’m describing some super hot guy and you’re probably thinking “She oughtta get laid already”, but y’all just don’t understand how much I adore all things vanilla.